Friday, November 20, 2009
i just came across this thing, its true that we heard enough of girls rule,
now hear ours!
1. MEN are not mind readers!
2. Crying is blackmail!
3. Ask for what you want.
4. Make this clear! : Subtle/Strong/Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!
5. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
(That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.)
7. A headache that last more than 17 months is a problem.
(See a doctor)
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
(In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days)
9. If you wont dress like Victoria's Secret girls, dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
(Don't ask us.)
11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you
sad or angry, we meant the "other one".
12. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH.
(If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself.)
13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial.
14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
15. ALL men see in ONLY 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
(Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.)
16. If we ask what is wrong and you sa "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
(We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.)
17. If you ask a question and you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you
dont want to hear.
18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
(Really!!!)
19. Dont ask us what we are thinking about.
(unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as computer games, soccer or golf)
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22. I am in a shape. ROUND is a shape!
LOL!
ended at; 10:36 PM
